Absurd

Adjective. Contrary to reason or propriety; obviously and flatly opposed to manifest truth; inconsistent with the plain dictates of common sense; logically contradictory; nonsensical; ridiculous; silly.

Wolverine

Noun. A solitary, fierce mammal of the Mustelidae family, Gulo gulo.

Dubious

Adjective. Arousing doubt; questionable; open to suspicion.

Chutzpah

Noun. Nearly arrogant courage; utter audacity, effrontery or impudence; supreme self-confidence; exaggerated self-opinion.

coracle

Noun. A small circular or oblong boat made of wickerwork and made watertight with hides or pitch, propelled and steered with a single paddle and light enough to be carried on a person’s back.

Sclera

Noun. The white of the eye. It is the tough outer coat of the eye that covers the eyeball except for the cornea.

Bight

Noun. A corner, bend, or angle; a hollow.

Squoze

Verb. (nonstandard) simple past tense and past participle of squeeze.

Argent

Noun. The metal silver.

Constabulary

Adjective. Characteristic to police; police-like, rather than military.

Sobriquet

Noun. A familiar name for a person (typically a shortened version of a person’s given name).

Scintilla

Noun. A small spark or flash.

Askance

Adverb. (of a look or glance) With disapproval, skepticism, or suspicion.

Blotch

Noun. An uneven patch of color or discoloration.

Bingo Bango Bongo

Noun. A golf game, in which each round of play consists of points being awarded to the first player to land their ball on the green, the player whose ball is closest to the hole (after all of the balls are on the green), and the first player to hit their ball into the hole.